Unfortunately, it was prevented from hitting No. Depressing holiday music that has a sense of humor about itself is hard to come by; Tom Waits nails it right here. Originally published in , " There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays" has become a frequently recorded classic. Have a hottie naughty Christmas! I don't particularly want Megan Fox for Christmas so I was predisposed to dislike this number, but oh my, is it catchy, Christmasy, and chock full of sexual innuendo all at the same time.
1. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Nick Or finding his sleigh and "adjusting" the brakes And to finisha dinner of fine reindeer steaks! On the twelfth pain of Christmas, Chuck Norris sent to me Twelve bodies crushing, Eleven skulls a-cracking, Ten guns a-shooting, Nine combat kickings, Eight tears a-sulking, Seven teeth a-spitting, Six punch a-hitting, Five painful swings, Four dying herds, Three dead men, Two knuckle shoves, And destruction with only one knee! Ross Bagdasarian Sr. After listening to these Christmas songs, you'll have rosier cheeks than Santa Claus and are pretty much guaranteed to be on the naughty list by association.